The same reason I will never get straight A's... PROCRASTINATION. And because my Photoshop suddenly decided the idea of opening wasn't too tasteful. So since the only reason people read this journal in the first place is gone, I see no reason to post anything.

My personal life no one cares about:
-Have developed a strong and very real love for the show Will & Grace
-Have had 37 epiphanies
-Have listened to 0 new songs (wtf I know)
-Have not done homework at home for the past three months and still managed to get it finished and turned in.
-Have finally started learning Dutch, changed the languages on my phone and computer to the latter, found an apartment in Utrecht, and decided to vote for de Volkspartij voor Vrijheid en Democratie when I move to the Netherlands.
-Encountered a lice epidemic during Christmas during which I was one of the four who ended up with the disgusting second batch of lice shampoo which for some reason felt like olive oil while we were scrubbing our heads. I washed my hair four times that day and could still feel grease in my hair three days later. The catch? Lice only infect those under twelve years of age.
-Have suddenly revamped my personality to become even more mysterious than before to the point where everyone new I meet will probably say I have secretly run underground brothel for the past two years, sell marijuana and occasionally other illegal drugs out of a cupcake shop, am asexual, have been married to six different people over a course of three years (both male and female), and am now engaged to a member of the Luxembourgish royal family. The funny thing is they believe me. Oh sarcasm, how I love you so.

I HONESTLY THOUGHT OUR ROOF WAS GOING TO COME RIPPING OFF OUR HOUSE. The night before I was talking about how excited I was to be able to honestly say I was hurricane victim. Like the Katrina birds in our backyard that brutally vandalised our poor birdhouse. My stepmother still hasn't gotten around to putting a blue tarp on it...
Anyway... my dad was also disappointed. Being the Republican he is, we've been compiling a list of grievances for him lately to see if he qualifies for any democratic-influenced governmental benefits. So far here's our list: daughter with scoliosis (that is almost unnoticeable), allergic to sphinxes (particularly ( this one ) and an inner-city single parent (remarried for four years and using a rather primitive term). We were hoping to add hurricane victim to our list, but this never happened. WE SPENT SO LONG PREPARING OUR TEAR-JERKING ACT ABOUT HOW OUR HOUSE ALMOST FLOODED FOR CNN IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

k so I started school last week. WHICH MEANS icons will be less frequent since I made a high school resolution to ACTUALLY do my homework. Which is exciting. Not that I posted many this past summer but...



( 31 Girl's R Icons )

Am I the only one who just now realised I've been making names for over a year now?

"Q," has by far the most bizzare names.

lol, so much for keeping promises. It has kind of been two months since the last time I posted names, hasn't it?



( 6 Girl's Q )

( 7 Boy's Q )

So my father is driving us through his charming hometown of Claremore, a town formerly thought to be hypothetical due to the fact that part of the musical Oklahoma! is set here. At one point we pass a small, old time church. Or was it?

( SFW )

We were driving by and I was like OMG A SALON INSIDE OF A CHURCH. So my stepmom and I got out of the car and were like LOLOLOLOLOLOL GO OVER BY THAT SPEED LIMIT SIGN OMG *aperture noise* LOLOLOL. Seriously, they didn't even bother to take the cross off the top? So yeah we got a lot of stares from the locals across the streets who were highly entertained by our antics. It was exciting.

Oh, and also, I promise I'll get in another batch of names before the end of July.

HO MY GOD THIS IS A POST WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT.

Im trying to make a smiley out of the calendar in the side bar. :)

Okay so maybe I will talk about SOMETHING. Let's see.... well I went to the Grand Canyon and IMMENSELY EXAGGERATED vicinity recently. In other words, we went from Vegas, to Zion, to Bryce, to Lake Powell, to the North Rim, back to Vegas, to the N. Las Vegas airport, to the Arizona strip, took a helicopter ride down into the canyon, rode on a motor boat for two days, and then took a bus back to Vegas. NINE HOTELS/COTS ON SOME GODFORSAKEN SANDBAR, NINE NIGHTS. No, seriously. Well, IT SURE BEAT ROUGHING IT IN THE MISSISSIPPI OUTBACK FOR TWO WEEKS CACKLE. Oh, that just happened.

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Okay so that was kind of monotone. But it really was fun, especially the boat trip. The people were really cool and one of our guides was Canadian. So yeah, that was my summer vacation.

(18) Ugly Betty Quote
(10) Ugly Betty General (some w/ text)
(15) Random Stock



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I know? Very diverse day for me, isn't it? Well, since the Ugly Betty season finale aired a couple of weeks ago, I've been re-watching all of the episodes I recorded and just felt in the mood for icons. PLUS I have nothing to do for the next week or so except this and work for my mom while she goes to MiCocina and gossips about me and the girl we know who has an addiction issue. I get paid though. :)

Oh, and the stock is so that way I can post these in stock_icons, the most popular community I post in. :)

Which Ugly Betty character am I?
( Well THERE'S a self-esteem booster )

Which Supernatural character am I?
( Controversial? )

Which High School Musical Character am I?
( God I hate that movie )

Who is my gay TV boyfriend?
( Who? )

The thing I really hate about these things is that it's always so obvious which one of the questions pertains to which person. I tried to answer truthfully (obviously...) but still, it's annoying.

To celebrate the ending of school, I actually decided to make some icons. MAN THAT FIVE HUNDRED QUESTION PHYSICS EXAM WAS HARD.



( 16 Boy's P Icons )

Well... I got my computer back.

MY FILES HAVE ABSOLUTELY VANISHED. Save a few that I put on an external hard drive, although I'm not sure why I chose those particular ones to protect... but still, when I heard no files had been recovered I wrote, "I swear to God this is like recovering from cancer and finding out I have Hepatitis C or something."
I don't want to know how many people I just offended...
Luckily, I saved all of my icons though, including ones I made myself. Sorry, no more today, but possibly soon.

IT IS ALMOST 100 FREAKING DEGREES HERE. WHY DOES THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN TO ME.
No more jacket wearing! D: Which is really all I wear. Maybe I'll cut off the sleeves or something...

I'm on my sister's computer right now (shhhhhh...)
My computer's hard drive is broken. So I can't get on for a while until I replace it. Which sucks, since the only reason I'm on here in the first place is because my sister's at soccer practice. :P
Well, see ya when I see ya. (dammit I forgot I can't double finger scroll...) *contempt*

WOOOOOOOOOH.
I got fourth place in the state geography bee. ha. haha.
Suck that Mr. Hagood. I'm good at something.

Stupid luck.... I thought the tiebreaker questions between the two finalists were easier than the one I got wrong!
"What city is located at the east end of the chunnel?" (or something like that) WTF I don't know!
"The county of Norbotten is located on the west side of the Gulf of Bothnia and is the most northern county in what scandanavian country?" SWEDEN DUH.

I actually didn't even expect to get that far the night before. It's just the idea that this whole geography thing is over (that was my last chance to compete). And that the winner was in like sixth grade. AAAAAAND the first, second, and third place got special mention in the newspaper while I got in FOURTH place and got some stupid * by my name in a list of all 100 freaking competitors. IN PRINT SMALLER THAN THE BODY TEXT.

Hmm.... whatever. Now I have a chance to raise my grade before the grading period ends and concentrate more on.... certain other things. (intended to be suggestive)

Another sense of accomplishment I can muster from this is that it was the TEXAS state bee where I bet at least ten thousand people applied for state. And I got in the top hundred. And THEN got fourth place.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.



( 21 Girl's O Icons )

You know, I'm kind of sad that Panic at the Disco dropped the (!) in their name.

Sadly, I started making these like three weeks ago. I saw that there weren't very many O names and decided to put them in one post but I never actually finished them. But I have now. Yay. Plus, since I'm going to Boston this week I decided it might me smart to get this over with.



( 5 girl's O | 11 boy's O )

I am so naming my kid Olive.

I BEAR GOOD NEWS. Because my last set of random icons was so popular, I did what I was specifically pressured into doing. MAKE SOME MORE. I'm not sure if they're as good as the last ones but there are some that I really like. I do have a few comments, though.
On number 14, am I the only who looked at that picture and automatically thought of Lucius Malfoy's pet peacocks? In numbers 11-13, AREN'T THE LITTLE THINGS ADORABLE????!!!!! There are some more of those but I just thought that if I feel the urge to make more I might as well save some for later. And my new sign ones aren't quite as good as the other ones, in terms of what they say. Sorry about that. Those seemed to be incredibly popular in my last batch, so I'm not entirely sure how these are going to turn out. Meanwhile HERE ARE THE ICONS.



( 38 assorted icons )

Oh, yes, and I would like to know what my table looks like on your computers, 'cause I've seen my journal on other computers, and it doesn't look right sometimes. This is what it's supposed to look like:

ME = AWESOME



( 12 Boy's N )

Oh yeah, and to all of you guys who commented on my last post THANK YOU!!!! I FEEL SO LOVED <3333 :D

I've been collecting a lot of random pictures lately, so yesterday I was just like, "Hey, maybe I could make icons out of these!" THEY ARE TOTALLY RANDOM AND STUPID. D: They look cool though. Maybe. Whatever...
Okay so the ones with the signs on them are really bad 'cause I don't know, it's like against these people religion or something. The ones with the little Japanese cartoons on them... well I don't exactly remember where they came from but I thought they looked kinda' cool, even if they aren't exactly a "generic," icon. ANYWAY. There are 31 icons of nothing in particular.



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Okay so I noticed like a few days ago that my post for Boy's M was personal. WTF??? So anyway, that freaked me out even more than I was already, since that makes it look like I haven't posted any names in like two and a half months. HOWEVER. I now have Girl's N done and have made Boy's M public. GO ME.



(21 Boy's M (ignore my holidays insanity, please))

( 15 Girl's N )

HOLY CRAP I TOOK THIS PICTURE!

IT'S LIKE FOUR MORE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS AND EXAMS ARE OVER AND I'VE MADE SOME MORE ICONS!
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